Help! I'm trapped on the 4th Floor of my Office Building

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 07/27/2018 at 09:49 • Filed to: None

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I go into the bathroom to take a leak and the guy in the stall droppin a porcelain pounder just gets up and walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands. He then goes directly over to the stair and leaves.

Dude, your grose.

here, have some relevently colored wagons

pip bip - choose Corrour > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 10:04

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grab an extra piece of bog roll and use it on the handle to get out?

TechJunky > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 10:06

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I work on the engineering floor, who I previously assumed are of a higher intelligence given their profession.  Since I moved to this office, I am realizing that my assumption was incorrect, because I’ve noticed a trend with several of them that they absolutely will not wash their hands after using the restroom.  Urinal or stall, makes no difference.  

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 10:14

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Choice choice of turds there...

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 10:16

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We have a small office with two single bathrooms. We have a new guy that probably needs to be arrested for toilet abuse. Every time he goes into the bathroom (multiple times per day) the noises that filter though the office are astonishing. Everyone just sits there and looks like mommy and daddy are fighting in the other room and we’re just trying to pretend it isn’t happening and that trip to Disney Land is going to fix everything. Or reaches for headphones.

Wait what were we talking about?

Oh yeah.  Gross.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/27/2018 at 10:18

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i worked in a small office set up like that.  there were no secrets as to what was happening in there.

OPPOsaurus WRX > TechJunky 07/27/2018 at 10:20

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yea you would think so.  seems like its just being lazy.  I may give the urinal a pass cuz if your good about it, you dont actually have to touch anything.  still probably a good idea to wash tho.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 10:21

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Put up this sign inside the restrooms

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 10:33

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I see this all the time. I’ve seen it with physicians. I work in a clinical building, too. 

razorbeamteam > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 10:34

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I feel your pain. One of the things that bothers me about my office is that we share bathrooms with other firms on the floor. There’s this one older dude that always sits in there on the phone (god knows what the person on the other end is thinking) and when he’s done just splashes water on his hair with his poop hands and walks out. Sometimes he doesn’t even do the hair thing. I always bring my paper towel with me on the way out for the door handle. People are nasty.

Bo Knows > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 10:34

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I walked into the bathroom at work to see someone left their TP seat cover still on the seat. Lazy people, especially in the realm of personal hygiene and common courtesy,  are annoying as fuck

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TechJunky 07/27/2018 at 10:36

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I never noticed this, but I have noticed that bathrooms shared with assembly people or marketing types will be nastier than ones used exclusively by engineers.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/27/2018 at 10:37

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Found the Brit (I think).

fintail > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 10:38

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I see this too often, especially amongst apparently educated professional people.  Definitely use a towel to open the door, and get some sanitizer.

Also, sinks are now apparently places to wash out your mouth and spit spit spit every time you visit the washrooms.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/27/2018 at 10:38

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wrong end of the world

:)

Cé hé sin > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/27/2018 at 10:52

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Might need to turn your screen upside down and think of k oalas!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/27/2018 at 11:07

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Australian?

I didn’t know it was Commonwealth English. Learned  something new today. Canadians don’t use it, so I assumed.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > TechJunky 07/27/2018 at 11:07

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More intelligent than the average bear, yes. But absolutely not smarter. The lack of common sense in some of my coworkers...

pip bip - choose Corrour > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/27/2018 at 11:08

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correct.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Cé hé sin 07/27/2018 at 11:08

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I was questioning whether this was Commonwealth English...

The only ‘ Mericans I know that call them bog rolls is my immediate family.

OPPOsaurus WRX > fintail 07/27/2018 at 11:13

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yea, i’ve seen people leave the bathroom before without washing so after I dry my hands I use the paper towel to leave the bathroom. I don’ t really feel like carrying a w et paper towel down to my car though.

OPPOsaurus WRX > razorbeamteam 07/27/2018 at 11:14

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this is a shared bathroom as well. That guy sounds prett y gross .

CaptDale - is secretly British > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 11:18

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TBH I yell at these types of people to wash there hands 

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/27/2018 at 11:22

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I dunno man. I have questions. Like... why does it sound like someone is giving birth to a saturated sponge while simultaneously firing a tommy gun through a cubic foot of room temperature butter?

That might be one of the worst things I’ve ever typed...

OPPOsaurus WRX > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/27/2018 at 11:42

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i’m sittin here like ‘ive taken a shit like that before. it was the one big wet lo g that kept letting little farts sneak by